STREAKER

So, there is a streaker loose in our neighborhood. He's about 2 feet tall with brown hair & a big little tummy. We were having a yard sale, and while I was outside tending to the customers, Chase decided to sneak outside right after bathtime. He ran out completely naked, and with a most astonished expression exclaimed, "Mama! I don't have any shoes on!" I wish I had a picture...